The Queen’s Birthday Parade 1979: True Stories from Soldiers in Cold War Berlin

The Parallel Four Book Two Chapter Nineteen

Step behind the polished boots and perfect drill of the Queen’s Birthday Parade, Berlin 1979 in this unforgettable chapter of The Parallel Four. 🇬🇧✨ Discover what really went on behind the pomp — the sweat, laughter, fainting soldiers, and the proud eyes of the women waiting in the stands. From parade square precision to romantic reunions and chaos back in married quarters, this episode reveals the real life of soldiers, wives, and families in Cold War Berlin.

🎖️ Expect military humour, heartfelt moments, and the untold secrets of a true British Army Christmas Ball — where discipline meets love, pride, and Pimm’s.

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Writing The Parallel Four has been a journey in itself—a walk through memories, dreams, and all the little moments that shape who we become. Some parts of this story are true. Some are truer than I’d care to admit. And some—well, let’s just say they’re inspired by what might’ve happened if life had taken a different turn.

The characters you’ll meet in these pages—Stephen, Johan, Vinka, Marlin, Tim, and Petra—are fictional, but they live and breathe with the spirit of real people I’ve known, loved, and lost. Their world is stitched together from scraps of real places, actual events, and a few wild yarns that got better with each retelling down the pub.

Poplar, Hitchin, and the snowy reaches of Sweden aren’t just backdrops—they’re characters in their own right. They’ve shaped this story as much as the people in it. And if you happen to recognise a place, a turn of phrase, or a certain kind of mischief from your own youth… well, consider that my nod to you.

This first book takes us from scraped knees to stolen kisses, from playground politics to life’s first real goodbyes. It’s about growing up, making mistakes, and finding the people who’ll stand by you no matter what—even if they sometimes drive you round the bend.

To those who remember the ‘50s and ‘60s—this one’s a memory jogger. To the younger lot—it’s a peek into a time when life moved slower, but feelings still ran just as fast.

And finally, to Stephen, Johan, Vinka, Marlin, Tim, and Petra—six hearts bound by the wonder of first love. Not the fleeting kind that fades with time, but the rare and lasting kind that deepens, steadies, and endures—a love that grows with them, becoming part of who they are, and who they will always be. And though this is only the beginning, the road ahead will test them in ways they cannot yet imagine—through training, through battle, and through the choices that will shape the rest of their lives.

Transcript

Chapter Nineteen.

The Queen’s Birthday Parade – Berlin, 1979

Up in the stands, Vinka, Marlin, and Petra waved like royalty, each clutching Union Flags they’d picked up at the entrance.

According to later reports, Vinka nearly dropped hers when Johan did a particularly sharp eyes-left, and Marlin swore she saw me wink mid-turn—though that might’ve been a trick of the heat haze. Or the Pimm’s.

Petra, meanwhile, was giving a running commentary on the drill formations as if she’d trained at Sandhurst herself—though the fact that Tim was on parade probably had something to do with her sudden expertise.

Who could blame them? It was pomp and pageantry at its finest. The Queen may’ve been a few hundred miles away, but in that moment—under the shadow of those old Olympic pillars—it felt like she was right there with us.

Preparations had been relentless—more rehearsals than a Shakespeare season and nearly as much drama. Every morning kicked off with barked orders, aching arches, and at least one lad tripping over his own webbing. Our boots had been polished to within an inch of their lives—you could practically shave in the shine. We practiced until our eyes-right became muscle memory and the corners of the square could’ve been navigated blindfolded. “Regimental perfection,” they called it. We called it Thursday.

When the big day arrived, we suited up in our Number Two Dress: medals aligned, trousers creased sharper than a sergeant major’s temper, and those heavy SLR's held at the pistol grip in shoulder-arms position. No sloping arms for us—this wasn’t the Crimean War. Just well-drilled lads trying not to faint or fart under pressure.

The massed bands struck up with enough brass to rattle the Brandenburg Gate, and the parade square roared to life. The infantry battalions—ours included—marched in with thundering precision, each man part of a living machine. Our Colours flew proud in the Berlin breeze, flanked by honour guards trying not to lock their knees or think about lunch.

The girls later said it looked like something out of The Crown—only with sweatier blokes, less hairspray, and a lot more muttering. Behind the infantry came the support elements: vehicles of every stripe, from gleaming Land Rovers to ambulances, command trucks, even the mobile field kitchen—decked out like a carnival float and driven by a grinning Sergeant Mick, who gave a regal little wave as he passed the dais.

With the sun blazing down and all of us roasting in full wool kit, it was only a matter of time before the first lad dropped. And drop they did—one poor sod went down in perfect time with the cymbals. But the medics swept in like ballerinas with stretchers, scooping them up like it was part of the drill. No shame in it—only proof of how bloody hot it was.

When our turn came for the march past, Johan hit his eyes-right like it was a royal command. Tim, just a few paces to my rear, held form as sharp as a bayonet. Me? I kept it clean—but I might’ve let the corner of my mouth twitch when I spotted Vinka in the crowd. If Marlin saw a wink, I’ll neither confirm nor deny it.

We returned to barracks sweaty, sore, and grinning like idiots. No one handed out medals, but there was pride all round. Pride in the Regiment, in our mates, and in marching with our heads high in front of the girls who meant the world to us.

If Her Majesty had been there, I reckon she’d have raised her glass and said, “Well done, lads. Now go get yourselves a proper cuppa.”

The sun was blazing, the brass band was blaring, and there we were—three Swedish girls turned honorary British parade groupies—perched up in the stands like royalty with our Union Flags fluttering in one hand and emergency Pimm’s in the other. Marlin, Petra, and I had arrived early enough to grab prime seats—not too far from the dais, not too close to the press. We knew exactly what we were here for: to see our boys.

When the first drums echoed across the parade square, I swear my heart skipped a beat. The massed ranks marched into view—medals gleaming, boots in perfect unison, and those funny British “I’m-not-sweating-it’s-dignity” faces locked in place.

“There’s Stephen!” I nudged Marlin sharply. “Three rows from the back, third from the left—look at his little serious face. He looks like a very determined ironing board.”

Marlin giggled. “That’s Johan just ahead of him. He did eyes-right like a flipping metronome. Did you see that?”

“I felt it,” I said. “I nearly dropped my flag. If he ever does that look during an argument, I’ll lose every time.”

Petra didn’t even look up. “Tim’s spacing is off by half a foot. And his right foot’s rolling. Honestly, he was cleaner in rehearsals.” She sipped her Pimm’s like it was critique fuel. “Still—his form’s better than most. Must be the rugby shoulders.”

We all burst out laughing, which drew a few disapproving glances from the German lady next to us who was trying to watch like it was a state funeral. I gave her a polite smile, which didn’t help.

The parade itself was spectacular. Marlin said it looked like Horse Guards only better, and she wasn’t wrong. There was something surreal about it all—our lads marching through the Olympic Stadium in full regimental glory, against the backdrop of Cold War Berlin and a sea of bayonets gleaming in the heat.

The vehicles rolled past—some serious, some utterly ridiculous. The catering van even had bunting. At one point, Sergeant Mick waved like the Queen herself, and the crowd actually applauded. Only in Berlin.

Then came the fainting. One poor lad went over like a sack of potatoes right in front of us, and Marlin let out a tiny gasp. But the medics swept in so smoothly it almost looked rehearsed.

“You alright?” I whispered.

“Just hope Johan’s not next,” she replied, clutching her flag a bit tighter.

But of course, our boys—all three of them—held steady. Johan looked like a statue from ancient Rome. Tim was sharp and solid, and Stephen… oh, my Stephen. He looked magnificent. I don’t care how sweaty he was or how daft the uniform makes their backsides look. He marched past with such pride, such poise—there was a tiny twitch at the corner of his mouth, and I swear it was for me.

“Was that a wink?” Marlin gasped.

“It was definitely a twitch,” I said, smiling.

“Of pride?” Petra asked.

“Of flirtation,” I said, with all the certainty of a wife who knows her man’s mischief from fifty paces and through sunglasses.

As the final note rang out and the lads wheeled away, I felt a strange lump in my throat. Not sadness—just pride. Pure, glowing, bursting-at-the-seams pride. That’s our Stephen. That’s our Johan. That’s our Tim. Marching like kings, shoulder to shoulder in a country split by walls but united, just for a moment, by the echo of boots and the flutter of little paper flags.

We left the stadium in a bit of a daze—flags still clutched in our hands, cheeks flushed from the sun and possibly the third round of Pimm’s. The streets around the parade ground were buzzing with chatter and laughter, the air thick with the smell of bratwurst and boot polish. It felt like we were part of history, somehow, even if all we’d done was wave and cheer and maybe shout “Stephen!” a little too loudly.

But once the glamour faded and the crowd began to drift, reality tapped us on the shoulder—our lads would be heading back to barracks soon. Tired, sweaty, and no doubt gasping for something stronger than army-issue squash. So we made a plan.

“Right,” I said, flipping my sunglasses down like some sort of glamorous field marshal, “we meet them at the gates and take them straight home. But first—we need to beat them back.”

Marlin, ever the tactician, nodded. “I’ll grab wine and fresh bread from the bakery on Knesebeckstraße. If I run, I can get there before the queue.”

Petra already had a plan. “I’ll take the Beatle. We’ve got those pork medallions defrosting at home. I’ll do my paprika cream sauce. It’s Tim’s favourite.”

“And I’ll light the candles,” I said grandly. “And set the table. And maybe freshen up. I’m still sticky in places I don’t want to discuss.”

We split like a recon team with purpose—Marlin ducking down a side street at speed, Petra jingling the car keys, and me trotting home in my sandals with a goofy smile that wouldn’t go away. Berlin could’ve collapsed into Cold War chaos behind me, and I’d have still been thinking about the way Stephen’s chin lifted on that parade square like he was marching into legend.

By the time we’d reconvened at the flat, the table was laid with mismatched napkins, candles flickering in marmalade jars, and the record player humming softly in the corner—Dusty Springfield again, obviously. Marlin whipped up a salad like she was auditioning for a cooking show, and Petra’s sauce was already bubbling away, the smell of onions and paprika drifting out the open window.

We even put out fresh shirts for them—ironed and folded—on the backs of their chairs. A little nod to ceremony. A little welcome home.

And then we waited. Just beyond the gates, somewhere down the road, our boys were coming back to us. Not just as soldiers, but as our men—paraded, applauded, and completely unaware that dinner was about to knock their boots off.

By the time we trudged up the road toward the gates, the adrenaline had well and truly worn off, leaving only sore feet, sticky collars, and that unmistakable post-parade ache in the shoulders—like someone had wedged a bayonet under each blade and told us to smile.

Tim was already undoing the top button of his shirt, muttering about the heat being “illegal under the Geneva convention,” while Johan, ever the professional, still had his belt buckle aligned to within millimetres. Me? I was somewhere in between—tired, proud, and trying not to think about how I probably smelled like a locker room with medals.

Then we saw them.

Just outside the gates, like something out of a recruitment poster for happiness, were the girls. Vinka with her arms folded and that look—half stern, half smitten. Marlin with a shopping bag in one hand and a knowing smirk. And Petra, already stepping forward like she’d been counting our exact paces.

“Alright, heroes,” she called, “you’ve got five minutes to get out of those sweaty shirts before dinner’s ready.”

“You lot have been busy,” Tim said, eyeing Petra suspiciously. “This isn’t a trap, is it?”

“No,” Marlin said sweetly, “but it could become one if you don’t shower first.”

I felt Vinka’s arms wrap around me before I’d even fully exhaled. She buried her face in my chest—then promptly winced and pulled back. “Ugh, you smell like boiled bravery.”

“Cheers, love,” I grinned. “It’s been stewing under this uniform since breakfast.”

“Come on,” she said, tugging my sleeve. “There’s a clean shirt and cold wine waiting.”

“And pork,” added Petra. “With that sauce.”

“And real bread,” said Marlin. “Not ration brick.”

We exchanged glances—me, Tim, and Johan—grinning like fools. The Queen’s Birthday Parade might’ve been the grandest moment of the year, but this—this quiet little welcome outside the gates, this unexpected slice of home in a divided city—this was the bit that stayed with you.

We followed them like lovesick puppies, boots clumping along the pavement, medals jingling faintly in the breeze.

And as we disappeared down the road, past the watchful eyes of the guard post and into the golden haze of a Berlin summer evening, I realised something.

We weren’t marching now.

We were going home.

Once scrubbed and vaguely presentable again, we’d sling on barrack dress and wander down to the Company office, trying to look like men with a plan, even if the plan was mostly “survive until tea.” The daily buzz of the garrison was a mixture of boots on concrete, squawking radios, and the unmistakable sound of someone being bollocked for losing a beret. Again.

Johan dove into admin like a man possessed, timings, duty rosters, vehicle bookings. He had that terrifying knack for making forms submit to his will. Tim, meanwhile, was usually halfway between the rugby pitch and the RSM’s office, depending on whether he’d remembered where he left his boots. Me? I flitted, signals, liaison work, a bit of language support here and there. They said I had “people skills.” I assumed that meant I could blag.

By 10 o’clock, it was time for the most sacred military ritual of all: tea and toast. The tea was strong enough to strip paint, and the toast was usually burned on one side and soggy on the other—but it was ours, and we loved it. Nothing said “British Army in Berlin” like a chipped mug of tannin with a side of carbon. The toasters looked like they’d done national service themselves, but the smell of hot bread and cheap jam still felt like a warm hug in the middle of Cold War grey.

After that, we’d pretend to be busy with weapon drills, fieldcraft theory, or whatever the training sergeant could dig out from the “make it look useful” folder. All the while, we were watching the clock—every one of us pads with one eye on our wristwatch and the other on the gate, timing it just right to leg it home for the best part of the day: lunch with the girls and the kids.

Home by twelve-thirty sharp, and we’d burst through the door to a flurry of noise, twin babble, pots clattering, the wireless humming away, and the unmistakable sound of two high chairs being battered into submission by wooden spoons. The girls had it down to an art form: food on the table, children half-wiped, and some semblance of sanity still clinging on.

Vinka would be bouncing one of the little ones on her hip while casually flipping something in a frying pan. Marlin would have a toddler wriggling on her lap while simultaneously dishing out salad. Petra, when she wasn’t working, might pop by with a bundle of toys and a firm look for Tim if he forgot to wash his hands before eating.

Lunch was still civilised, in theory, but now it came with background noise. Squawks, gurgles, the occasional flying spoon. I’d sit there grinning like a daft sod, mashed carrot on my cuff and a baby trying to chew my epaulette, thinking: This. This is what all the saluting is for.

Afterwards, if time allowed, we’d take the prams for a quick lap of the block or sit on the balcony with coffee while the little ones dozed—or didn’t. Sometimes they just stared at us like tiny drill instructors, judging our posture. Then it was back to barracks, uniforms re-buttoned, and a tactical goodbye kiss at the door—usually with a baby’s sock stuck to our back.

Afternoons meant lectures or sport, depending on how kind the duty roster was feeling. Johan would vanish into anything involving charts and tactics. Tim would blag his way onto the rugby pitch. Me? I’d mentally check out and start daydreaming about getting back home to the chaos.

By four o’clock, we were usually done. Back through the gates, past the bored squaddies on stag, and into the warm, biscuit-scented mayhem of married quarters.

Evenings were a circus. Bath time was a military operation—two tubs, four slippery toddlers, six towels, and at least one minor flood. Dinner was often cold by the time we got round to eating it, but somehow it tasted better that way—earned, in a way only parents and peacekeepers understand.

Then came bedtime: lullabies in multiple languages, soft murmurs, little fists curling around fingers. And finally—finally—a moment of peace. The four of us grown-ups would collapse on the sofa with mugs of tea or a bottle of wine, comparing notes on whose child threw up, whose nappy was the worst, and how long it might be before any of us slept a full night again.

But we wouldn’t trade it. Not for all the medals in the world.

Married Quarters, Berlin – Just Before Lunch

The kitchen smelled of garlic, oat biscuits, and baby shampoo—our usual pre-lunch medley. A pan bubbled on the stove, the twins were squabbling over the same soft toy even though we owned four identical ones, and Marlin was elbow-deep in a pile of chopped vegetables, trying to reason with her daughter in three languages.

I had my little girl strapped to me in the sling, fast asleep after a very vocal protest about not being allowed to lick the window. Her brother was on the floor nearby, aggressively interrogating a wooden train like it might reveal state secrets. Somewhere between stirring the sauce and wiping sticky handprints off the cupboard, I’d managed to jot down three lines of a technical translation I was working on—something to do with naval signals, I think. Or coffee grinders. It was hard to tell before the second cup of tea.

Marlin glanced up from her chopping board and sighed. “I gave mine crayons this morning so I could finish a page of the radar brief. He ate them.”

“Which colour?”

“Blue. He now has Smurf tongue and refuses to let me clean it.”

I smirked and adjusted the sling slightly. “I bribed mine with oat fingers and a promise of a walk. Then spent twenty minutes translating a paragraph about radio frequencies while being used as a climbing frame.”

Marlin raised her mug in solidarity. “Motherhood: where deadlines and tantrums meet.”

Despite it all, we were managing—just about. The translating kept our brains alive. It reminded us we were still intelligence operatives underneath the sticky fingerprints and nappy bags. It was work we could do in fits and starts—during nap time, late at night, or when the boys took the twins to the park to “burn off some steam”, usually resulting in one muddy uniform and at least two scraped knees.

I flicked the gas down and turned to check the potatoes. Marlin moved to set the table, shifting a stack of colouring books and a toy duck that had somehow become the designated salt guardian.

There was a beat of calm—just the sound of food simmering, the hum of the fridge, and the occasional plastic thud as someone’s son launched a spoon onto the floor for the fourth time.

“You think we’ll ever go back to full-time?” I asked, half to myself.

Marlin didn’t answer straight away. “Eventually. The Army won’t keep us in Berlin forever. And they’ll need brains in suits just as much as boots in sand.”

“True,” I said. “Still… I think I’ll miss this. The noise. The madness.”

She smiled. “We’ll miss the mess. But not the teething.”

Just then, we heard footsteps on the stairs and the rattle of a familiar key in the lock.

“That’s them,” I said, brushing flour off my hands.

Marlin raised an eyebrow. “Place your bets—who forgets to take their boots off today?”

I grinned. “Stephen. Unless Johan elbows him first.”

The door swung open, and in came the boys—Poachers, husbands, fathers—smelling faintly of boot polish and mischief, ready for lunch and whatever chaos the next hour and a half would bring.

Autumn, 1979 – Somewhere Between Thatcham and Confusion

That autumn, Johan and I were packed off back to Blighty for two specialist courses. First stop: Thatcham, for a two-week Map Reading Instructors course—because apparently, being able to find your way home from the NAAFI wasn’t qualification enough.

This wasn’t your usual “point at the compass and nod wisely” sort of training. Oh no. This was next-level navigation, the SAS of orienteering. They blindfolded us, bundled us into the back of a rattling Land Rover like smuggled livestock, then drove in circles for what felt like half of Berkshire before lobbing us out into some muddy ditch with the cheerful instruction, “Find yourselves, gents.”

We had precisely two minutes to figure out where we were using only a 1:50,000 scale map, a compass, and the adrenaline-fuelled panic of knowing we’d probably just face-planted somewhere near Newbury.

Features? Barely any. One side of the map said “wooded area” which in real life was a patch of spindly trees that looked like they’d given up trying to grow. There was “a bent tree”—which narrowed it down to roughly half of rural England—and “that suspiciously angry sheep,” which offered more hostility than directional help.

Johan took to it like a man possessed—triangulating bearings, pacing distances, muttering grid references like a human sat-nav. Me? I just tried not to fall into any more puddles. Together, we made a decent team: one brains, one comic relief.

Still, we passed. Somehow. Whether it was due to skill, blind luck, or the instructor just wanting to get to the pub, we’ll never know. All I remember is Johan handing in our final grid reference with that smug little tilt of the chin he saves for when he knows he’s right, and the instructor sighing like he’d seen this exact pairing in a prophecy and had hoped it would skip a generation.

Evenings were spent in the camp’s version of a social club—three plastic chairs, a pool table with a mysterious tilt, and warm beer served by a barman who looked like he hadn’t smiled since National Service. We wrote postcards to the girls back in Berlin, tried not to fall asleep during navigation theory, and pretended we didn’t secretly miss the chaos of nappy duty and mashed peas.

After two weeks, we were leaner, muddier, and officially qualified to teach people how not to get lost in the woods. A true gift to the British Army.